I knew less than a handful of these supposed acronyms, and that is only because they are similar to the ones we had back in high school when kids had beepers. Anyways, now that I have a baby girl, I need to keep up on these things.

p.s. I’m sure some of these are true, but some of them are just there to get parents worried.

# 8 – Oral sex
# 1337 – Elite
# 143 – I love you
# 182 – I hate you
# 459 – I love you
# 1174 – Nude club
# 420 – Marijuana
# ADR – Address
# ASL – Age/Sex/Location
# banana – Penis
# CD9 – Code 9 – it means parents are around
# DUM – Do You Masturbate?
# DUSL – Do You Scream Loud?
# FB – F*** Buddy
# FMLTWIA – F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
# FOL – Fond of Leather
# GNOC – Get Naked On Cam
# GYPO – Get Your Pants Off
# IAYM – I Am Your Master
# IF/IB – In the Front -or- In the Back
# IIT – Is It Tight?
# ILF/MD – I Love Female/Male Dominance
# IMEZRU – I Am Easy, Are You?
# IWSN – I Want Sex Now
# J/O – Jerking Off
# KFY -or- K4Y – Kiss For You
# kitty – Vagina
# KPC – Keeping Parents Clueless
# LMIRL – Let’s Meet In Real Life
# MOOS – Member Of The Opposite Sex
# MOSS – Member(s) Of The Same Sex
# MorF – Male or Female
# MOS – Mom Over Shoulder
# MPFB – My Personal F*** Buddy
# NALOPKT – Not A Lot Of People Know That
# NIFOC – Nude In Front Of The Computer
# NMU – Not Much, You?
# P911 – Parent Alert
# PAL – Parents Are Listening
# PAW – Parents Are Watching
# PIR – Parent In Room
# POS – Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
# PRON – Porn
# Q2C – Quick To Cum
# RU/18 – Are You Over 18?
# RUH – Are You Horny?
# S2R – Send To Receive
# SorG – Straight or Gay
# TDTM – Talk Dirty To Me
# WYCM – Will You Call Me?

If you thought a $300,000+ photo was expensive, how about a $10.5 Million cell phone.

A few days ago the White House decided it would be a good idea to get a photo of Air Force One flying behind the Statue of Liberty. Doesn’t sound too complicated does it? Well, apparently it cost $328,835 to get this photo shot, which required the plane to fly lower than normal over New York. Too bad they didn’t let the New Yorkers know, and people started to panic. Ok, clear oversight on that point, but is a $328K photo really worth it, and if it is, shouldn’t you at least show everyone the photo? Apparently not according the Obama administration, as they won’t release the photo now.

President Obama immediately denounced the photo-op, which cost $328,835, calling it “a mistake.”

White House Declines to Release Photos of New York City Flyover