This has to be the funniest thing I have read in quite some time. I was actually in the middle of a meeting, and had to step out halfway through reading the article b/c I was about to lose it. The funny thing is that I was two years old when this came out, so my parents were probably looking at this and saying to themselves “Geez…that would be nice to have.” The good news is that I don’t remember getting any of these things.

http://15minutelunch.blogspot.com/2007/10/strap-in-shut-up-and-hold-on-were-going.html