Well, it is Thanksgiving, and I don’t have much to say at the moment, but I’m sure I will later. Anyways, here is a little humor for your holiday.

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a baseball.”
Man – “That’s nice.”
Boy – “Want to buy it?”
Man – “No, thanks.”
Boy – “My dad’s outside.”
Man – “OK, how much?”
Boy – “$250″
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy – “Dark in here.”
Man – “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a baseball glove.”
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy – “$750″
Man – “Sold.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.

The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy -”$1,000″

The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like
that….that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, “Dark in here.”

The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again, you’re in my closet now!”

This past weekend I helped a friend and his wife move to a new apartment. Normally, moving is a big deal with hours of pain staking work, and just enough frustration to kill a small animal. However, this is Deutschland, and things here are very organized. So…I’m basically used to it being me, and maybe another guy helping a friend move, but this time there were like 6 guys and a couple of women who got suckered into this whole ordeal with me. I woke up Saturday morning to quite possibly the worst weather you could ask for for being outside…right on the borderline of freezing, with rain, snow and sleet coming down. When I got to their place, everything was already in boxes, except for the furniture and stuff, and they had a big breakfast waiting for us. After breakfast, it literally took us 4 hours, including 30 minutes for lunch, to move everything from a 2 bedroom apartment to the new place….which, if you have never moved someone, is extremely fast. We managed to only break one thing…which in the end didn’t matter anyways. We had the whole assembly line thing going, and every box was labeled where it was supposed to go in the new apartment, including naming the boxes and tagging the rooms A, B, and C so we knew exactly where to put them. All in all, a great, but very cold and wet move.

So…if you take anything away from this post, remember this:

• Sucker as many friends as you can into helping you move
• Box everything before the movers get there
• Tag the boxes and new place, so they know where to put it
• And finally, take all the small valuable/breakable stuff by yourself!

We have all heard how the models in magazines don’t really look that good, but if this site doesn’t help you believe it…then nothing will!

http://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/bikini/index.html

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really like it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: “Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!” HEL-LLLO! It’s only 25 cents!”

I believe that there should be separation of church and state, but some people are taking this to the extreme. I won’t go into the whole Ten Commandments issue in Montgomery, AL a while back, mainly b/c I don’t have a firm opinion one way or the other. But this new thing I read has crossed the line, and for no good reason.

First, read the article Evolution ‘Theory’ Case Heads to Court, then read the rest of this post.

According to the article, the schoolboard decided to put a sticker/disclaimer in their text books saying the following:

This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully and critically considered.

This sticker was used b/c the text books claimed evolution was a fact, which is not necessarily true. Everything sounds fine with this to me…however, some idiot parents have created a lawsuit claiming that this statement promotes ‘Creationism’, which is the belief of the Bible and many other religions, and therefore, should be removed from the text books. If someone can point out where the disclaimer above mentions anything about religion or creationism, then please do so, b/c I fail to see it.

I personally blame the German guy I know who is living in Atlanta for this. (inside joke for those that have no idea who I’m referring to)

A Catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane.

After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”

The rabbi responds, “Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.”

The priest then asks, “Have you ever eaten pork?”

To which the rabbi replies, “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, “Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”

The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”

The rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”

The priest replied, “Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.”

The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes, and then he said, “Beats a ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”

Well, 10 minutes ago Kerry called Bush to concede the election to Bush…which apparantely makes it official according to CNN. It has been somewhat of a long day/night. I went to bed at 12:30am, got up from 3:30-5:00, then woke up again at 7:00am to see the final results. Unfortunately there was nothing official until just 10 minutes ago, so it was all for not, but at least I have something to write about on the site.